1.What is the stuppidist thing you have ever seen?

A Uniqorn!

 

2.What does every body like most?

Antlers!

 

3.Why did the person say moo?

Because he was really a cow!

 

4.Why did the dog fart?

To burn the house!

 

5.Why did the cow say you are dead meat?

Because he is meat!

 

6.What did the poop say to each other?

You stink!